Amber Alert For Dick Cheney

Posted by Teddy at 6/29/2006 7:38 PM
Categories: Politics

When was the last time anyone has seen Dick Cheney? Is his health ok? Is he planning war with Iran? Is he shooting people in the face? Is he a Horcrux? Is he drinking raw crude oil to sustain is Cy-Borg innards? Is he overseeing Halliburton’s construction of the Death Star? Someone needs to find out what he is up to.

 

 

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