For the anniversary of 9/11 I though about writing where I was about where I was that day, an analysis of the political climate, a somber tribute to the victims of the heinous act, but I decided that I am going to write 100 reasons why America kicks ass.

1. Baseball 2. Ethnic mom and pop restaurants 3. Golden Gate Bridge 4. Lyrical Rap Battles 5. Apple Pie 6. Hot Southern Belle Chicks 7. Resisting the Metric System 8. A Bicameral Legislature 9. The Daily Show With Jon Stewart 10. The Grand Canyon 11. Cape Cod 12. Alaska is Fucking Huge 13. California Red Wood Trees 14. Miami Beach 15. Hot Farmer’s Daughters 16. Catholics, Jews, Hindus, Muslims, Atheists, Agnostics, Scientologists, Protestants, Methodists, Lutherans, Jews For Jesus, Humanists, and every other possible religious group. 17 Fantasy Sports Leagues 18. Millions of kids playing soccer, but none growing up to watch the game 19. Pepsi 20. Pick Up Basketball Games 21.YellowstoneNational Park 22. The Smell of new Money 23. Las Vegas 24. Bugs Bunny 25. 90210, Dawson Creek, The OC, and Laguna Beach 26. Hot Sophisticated College Chicks in Boston 27. The Drudge Report 28. Kay Hanley 29. Sports Video Games 30. Mt. Rushmorelace 31. Skateboarders falling on their ass on a street corner near you 32. Best Buy 33. Dunkin Doughnuts 34. Hot recently immigrated chicks 35. The Frank Sinatra and Biggie Mash Up album 36. Folk Music 37. Billionaire Computer Nerds 38. New Orleans Jazz 39. Dave Chappelle 40. Idaho Potatoes 41. Poland Spring Water 42. The Rocky Mountains 43. The Great Lakes 44. Super Bowl Sunday 45. Native American Casinos 46. The Statue of Liberty 47. Anyone can be president including an actor, a cripple, a slut, and a moron 48. We kicked ass In WW1 and WW2. 49. Abe Lincoln 50. Sam Adams Brewery 51. Thanksgiving High school Football 52. Myspace.com 53. MTV 54. Harriet Tubman 55. Manny Ramirez’s Contract 56. The Florida Keys 57. The B1 Bomber 58. Helen Keller 59. ESPN’s The Sports Reporters 60. Bowling 61. Fire Fighters 62. The Simpsons, Beavis and Butthead and Southpark 63. Lance Armstrong 64. Frederick Douglas 65. The Marines 66. Route 66 67. The Neptunes 68. War Protests 69. The Bald Eagle 70. The Star Spangled Banner 71. Mid-Term Elections 72. The Oval Office 73. Dogs 74. Home Depot 75. Martin Luther King 76. The War of 1812 77. George Washington 78. Thomas Pain 79. RemDawg Clothing 80. Gilmore Girls 81. Hawaii 82. Tex Mex 83. Immigrants Legal and Illegal 84. Liberty Bell 85. Devils Tower 86. Old Faithful 87. Howard Stern 88. Boston Tea Party 89. Iced Out Grillzs. 90. Betsy Ross 91. Seinfeld 92. Celebrity Trials 93. Bob Dylan 94. Muhammad Ali 95. Trailer Parks 96. Edgar Allen Poe 97. Scarlet Johansson 98. Presidential Debates 99.  Macho Man Randy Savage 100. The Theme Song to the Show The Greatest American Hero