Here are 10 Halloween costume ideas. Some of them I have actually scene and a few I just made up.

1. Alex Rodriguez: Wear an Yankees A-Rod jersey and some pink lip stick and foundation much like A-Rod does during the games. Accessorize the outfit with a purse and a baseball bat. Make sure to swing the bat at things and miss. In addition, when ever talking to people make sure to point out how jealous people are of you because you are smart, handsome, and rich.
2. An Internet Blogger: Bring a lap top and sit in the corner not talking to anyone while sipping on some star bucks coffee. Make sure to dress like you are living off the 12,000 dollar a year part time job you have working  at Staples.
3. Jack Bauer from 24: Wear either all black or jeans and a plain t shirt. (sunglasses are also an option) Make sure to carry a gun and whenever you enter a new room scream for everyone to get down! Then demand that someone tell you who has the nukes. When you don’t get the information, shoot everyone in the room in the knee. Make sure to keep this up for 24 hours straight with out any signs of exhaustion or going to the bathroom.
4. Eazy- E: I actually saw a kid pull this off when coming home on the 57 bus a few nights ago. Note: To do this outfit correctly you must be an African American male no taller then 5’5. Wear a black Compton hoodie with the hood pulled over your head. Put on black shades and wear you hair in a jheri curl. To complete the affect, make lots of threatening statement in a comically high pitched voice.
5. Bill Belichick: Wear the classic Belichick grey Patriots hoodie with grey sweat pants that preferable have some sort of stain on them from the night before. Talk into a head set that is around your head. The entire night when any one asks you a question respond with “it is what it is.” Also no matter how good your night is going you can’t smile. I don’t care if the 2 hottest girls at the party just invited you for a 3-way back at their place, no smiling!
6. Your Favorite Street Fighter Character: there are so many ways to go with this one. If you are female, Chung Li is a good choice with the classic blue karate outfit and hair in the double bun. If you go that route make sure to randomly kick a guy ass that night and jump up and down and laugh after ward. For guys, it all depends one what you look like. If you are fat guy, go with E-Honda. Blonde hair you can choose between Ken and Guile. And so on.
7. Dick Cheney: on second thought maybe you should not be Cheney as to avoid making small children cry.
8. Michael J Fox and Rush Limbaugh: This is a tandem costume. A fatter guy should wear an ugly suit and tie and constantly berate the other person who occasionally twitches. Extra points if the person playing Fox has on that orange/red vest from the Back to The Future Movies.
9. Lindsay Lohan: I am completely stealing this idea from Bill Simmons but it is funny as hell so I had to mention it. Here is the link to the Simmons column ( he describes the Lohan column during his evaluation of Tennessee): http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/061027
10. Jessica and Ashley Simpson: If you are Jessica make sure you got the blonde wig and stuffed bra. If you Ashley make sure to start off the night with a dark wig, but then after a while try to look exactly like your sister. As Ashley occasionally lips sink whatever song is on and do a disturbingly weird ho down dance. Later on Ashley should change her appearance to look nearly identical as Jessica. To complete the affect for both sisters, start off the night very wholesome then by the end of the night start offering blow jobs to every guy in the room.