I know this is a day early, but I will be too busy eating to be blogging tomorrow. So here is the list of 10 random things I am thankful for on Thanksgiving:

10. My new split box-spring mattress will finally be able to be picked up on Saturday.

9.  I did better on my midterms then I expected

8. Chicago Bears’ corner back Ricky Manning Jr. was suspended today for the upcoming game against the Patriots this weekend.

7. In the recent election, The Democrats brought back balance to the force…err I mean the government.

6. The Bruins actually just won another shout-out which is a situation where last year they sucked more then Jessica Simpson after Tony Romo beat the Colts last week. (sorry for the random crass Simpson joke, but you cant tell me the fact that she is dating Tony Romo is not funny shit. Who’s next Matt Cassel? Jay Cutler?

5. There were no large explosions near me today. As for the people of Danvers, I foresee a justified class action lawsuit coming.

4. There are 3 NFL games tomorrow and a meaningful B.C. vs. Miami game.

3. The Thanksgiving dinner we had with the children at work today went well

2. Matsuzaka!!!!!!!! (or at least the potential of Matsuzaka)

1. Mashed Potatoes Mmmmm… Mashed Potatoes