Best Opening Lyrics Ever
I know I forgot a bunch of stuff, but this is what I came up with for my list on the bike ride home after reading the spinner.com list during my lunch break at work.
50. “Got Money I’ll Do Anything For You” From Head Like A Hole by Nine Inch Nails
49. “ So I typed a text to a girl I used to see, saying I chose this cutie pie with who I want to be, and I apologized if this message gets you down then I CCed every girl I See See around town” From International Player Anthem by UGK (line by Andre 3000)
48. “ I Can't get you out of my mind, lately you've been so low" From Close Your Eyes by Juliana Hatfield
47. “Today I woke and said to me, (wey-ee-ay-oh) cause you mine” From On My Mind by Damone/Noelle
46. “ Straight Outta Compton crazy mother fucker named Ice Cube, from the gang called Niggas with Attitudes” From Straight Outta Compton by NWA
45. “ I felt you in my legs before I ever met you” From 19 by Tegan and Sara
44. “ People Say I am crazy doing what I am doing” from Watching The Wheels by John Lennon
43 “ And now the end is near, so I face the final curtain” From My Way (written by Paul Anka)
42. “ I know you think I shouldn’t still love you or tell you that” From White Flag by Dido
41. “Here’s a good man and a pretty young girl trying to play together some how” From I Need Some Fine Wine by The Cardigans
40. “Just living on a Sunday Morning” From Here and Now by Letters To Cleo
39. “What's the deal with my brain? Why am I so obviously insane?” From Perfect Situation by Weezer
38. “ I am gonna make a change, for once in my life” From Man In The Mirror by Micheal Jackson
37. “I was five and he was six, We rode on horses made of sticks” From Bang Bang by Nacy Sinatra
36. “ I spent this last month in a bar in Nashville, picturing Jessica in Somerville MA, with a pair of eyes she could have been an actress, instead she’s taking off her clothes to make 500 bucks a day” From Somerville by Mindflow
35. “ Fucking Posers!” from Rock Star by NERD
34. “"Welcome to the real world", she said to me, Condescendingly, Take a seat, Take your life
Plot it out in black and white” From No Such Thing by John Mayer
33. “ Tommy Used To Work On The Docks” From Living on A Prayer by Bon Jovi
32. “ Do You Have The Time, To Listen To me Whine?” From Basketcase by Green Day
31. “ I was starring at the sky, just looking for a star, to pray on or wish on or something like that” From Paper Bag by Fiona Apple
30. “Welcome To The Jungle We Got Fun and Games” From Welcome To The Jungle by GNR
29. “Broken glass everywhere, People pissing on the stairs, you know they just Dont care” From The Message By Grand Master Flash and The Furious Five
28. “Close your eyes, give me your hand, darling, Do you feel my heart beating, do you understand?” From Eternal Flame by The Bangles
27. “Just a small town girl living in a lonely world” From Don’t Stop Believing by Journey
26. “I never loved nobody fully” From Fidelity by Regina Spektor
25. “ It Was All A Dream…” from Juicy by The Notorious Big
24. “ I am an Antichrist” from Anarchy in The UK by The Sex Pistols
23. “La-di-da-di, we like to party from La Di Da Di by Slick Rick
22. “Any chimp can play human for a day” From It’s a Hit By Rilo Kiley
21. “First I was afraid, I was petrified, Kept thinking I could never live
without you by my side from I Will Survive by Gloria Gaynor
20. “Load Up The Guns, Bring Your Friends” From Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana
19. “Don’t Call It A Come Back” from Mama Said Knock You Out by L.L. Cool J
18. “Well, I'm running down the road, tryin' to loosen my load, I've got seven women on
my mind, Four that wanna own me, Two that wanna stone me, One says she's a friend of mine” From Take It Easy by The Eagles
17. “When I was young I knew everything , And she a punk who rarely ever took advice” From The Freshmen by The Verve Pipe
16. “With so much drama in the l-b-c, Its kinda hard bein snoop d-o-double-g” From Gin and Juice by Snoop Dogg
15. “If you walk away, I’ll walk away, first tell me which rode you will take, I don’t want to risk our paths crossing someday so you walk that way I’ll walk this way” From Landed Locked Blues by Bright Eyes
14. I'm missing your bed, I never sleep, Avoiding the spots where we'd have to speak, And this bottle of beast, Is taking me home” From Screaming Infidelities by Dashboard Confessional
13. “I put my lifetime in-between the paper's lines” From Quiet Storm by Mobb Deep
12. “ I think I did it again, I made you believe we’re more then just friends” From Oops I Did It Again By Britney Spears
11. “like a grade school valentine, my heart is asking and aching all the time” From Faded Dress By Kay Hanley
10. “You look so fine, I want to break your heart, And give you mine” From You Look So Fine By Garbage
9. “Well, she was just seventeen -- you know what I mean" From I Saw Her Standing There by The Beatles
8. “"Sittin' in the morning sun, I'll be sittin' when the evening comes" from Dock of The Bay by Otis Redding
7. “You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips” From You Lost That Loving Feeling by The Righteous Brothers
6. “I, I'm so in love with you Whatever you want to do, Is all right with me” Lets Stay Together by Al Green
5. “ If I should Stay, I would only get in the way” From I will Always Love You by Dolly Parton
4. How many special people change? How many lives are living strange?” From Champagne Supernova by Oasis
3. “Some get a little and some get none, Some catch a bad one and some leave the job half done, I was one who never had and always mad never knew my dad motherfuck the fag” From Ghetto Bastard by Naughty by Nature
2. “Baby, baby, baby Whats it gonna be Baby, baby, baby Is it him or is it me?” From Beautiful Ones by Prince
1. “Thinkin of a master plan” From Paid in Full by Rakim
50. “Got Money I’ll Do Anything For You” From Head Like A Hole by Nine Inch Nails
49. “ So I typed a text to a girl I used to see, saying I chose this cutie pie with who I want to be, and I apologized if this message gets you down then I CCed every girl I See See around town” From International Player Anthem by UGK (line by Andre 3000)
48. “ I Can't get you out of my mind, lately you've been so low" From Close Your Eyes by Juliana Hatfield
47. “Today I woke and said to me, (wey-ee-ay-oh) cause you mine” From On My Mind by Damone/Noelle
46. “ Straight Outta Compton crazy mother fucker named Ice Cube, from the gang called Niggas with Attitudes” From Straight Outta Compton by NWA
45. “ I felt you in my legs before I ever met you” From 19 by Tegan and Sara
44. “ People Say I am crazy doing what I am doing” from Watching The Wheels by John Lennon
43 “ And now the end is near, so I face the final curtain” From My Way (written by Paul Anka)
42. “ I know you think I shouldn’t still love you or tell you that” From White Flag by Dido
41. “Here’s a good man and a pretty young girl trying to play together some how” From I Need Some Fine Wine by The Cardigans
40. “Just living on a Sunday Morning” From Here and Now by Letters To Cleo
39. “What's the deal with my brain? Why am I so obviously insane?” From Perfect Situation by Weezer
38. “ I am gonna make a change, for once in my life” From Man In The Mirror by Micheal Jackson
37. “I was five and he was six, We rode on horses made of sticks” From Bang Bang by Nacy Sinatra
36. “ I spent this last month in a bar in Nashville, picturing Jessica in Somerville MA, with a pair of eyes she could have been an actress, instead she’s taking off her clothes to make 500 bucks a day” From Somerville by Mindflow
35. “ Fucking Posers!” from Rock Star by NERD
34. “"Welcome to the real world", she said to me, Condescendingly, Take a seat, Take your life
Plot it out in black and white” From No Such Thing by John Mayer
33. “ Tommy Used To Work On The Docks” From Living on A Prayer by Bon Jovi
32. “ Do You Have The Time, To Listen To me Whine?” From Basketcase by Green Day
31. “ I was starring at the sky, just looking for a star, to pray on or wish on or something like that” From Paper Bag by Fiona Apple
30. “Welcome To The Jungle We Got Fun and Games” From Welcome To The Jungle by GNR
29. “Broken glass everywhere, People pissing on the stairs, you know they just Dont care” From The Message By Grand Master Flash and The Furious Five
28. “Close your eyes, give me your hand, darling, Do you feel my heart beating, do you understand?” From Eternal Flame by The Bangles
27. “Just a small town girl living in a lonely world” From Don’t Stop Believing by Journey
26. “I never loved nobody fully” From Fidelity by Regina Spektor
25. “ It Was All A Dream…” from Juicy by The Notorious Big
24. “ I am an Antichrist” from Anarchy in The UK by The Sex Pistols
23. “La-di-da-di, we like to party from La Di Da Di by Slick Rick
22. “Any chimp can play human for a day” From It’s a Hit By Rilo Kiley
21. “First I was afraid, I was petrified, Kept thinking I could never live
without you by my side from I Will Survive by Gloria Gaynor
20. “Load Up The Guns, Bring Your Friends” From Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana
19. “Don’t Call It A Come Back” from Mama Said Knock You Out by L.L. Cool J
18. “Well, I'm running down the road, tryin' to loosen my load, I've got seven women on
my mind, Four that wanna own me, Two that wanna stone me, One says she's a friend of mine” From Take It Easy by The Eagles
17. “When I was young I knew everything , And she a punk who rarely ever took advice” From The Freshmen by The Verve Pipe
16. “With so much drama in the l-b-c, Its kinda hard bein snoop d-o-double-g” From Gin and Juice by Snoop Dogg
15. “If you walk away, I’ll walk away, first tell me which rode you will take, I don’t want to risk our paths crossing someday so you walk that way I’ll walk this way” From Landed Locked Blues by Bright Eyes
14. I'm missing your bed, I never sleep, Avoiding the spots where we'd have to speak, And this bottle of beast, Is taking me home” From Screaming Infidelities by Dashboard Confessional
13. “I put my lifetime in-between the paper's lines” From Quiet Storm by Mobb Deep
12. “ I think I did it again, I made you believe we’re more then just friends” From Oops I Did It Again By Britney Spears
11. “like a grade school valentine, my heart is asking and aching all the time” From Faded Dress By Kay Hanley
10. “You look so fine, I want to break your heart, And give you mine” From You Look So Fine By Garbage
9. “Well, she was just seventeen -- you know what I mean" From I Saw Her Standing There by The Beatles
8. “"Sittin' in the morning sun, I'll be sittin' when the evening comes" from Dock of The Bay by Otis Redding
7. “You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips” From You Lost That Loving Feeling by The Righteous Brothers
6. “I, I'm so in love with you Whatever you want to do, Is all right with me” Lets Stay Together by Al Green
5. “ If I should Stay, I would only get in the way” From I will Always Love You by Dolly Parton
4. How many special people change? How many lives are living strange?” From Champagne Supernova by Oasis
3. “Some get a little and some get none, Some catch a bad one and some leave the job half done, I was one who never had and always mad never knew my dad motherfuck the fag” From Ghetto Bastard by Naughty by Nature
2. “Baby, baby, baby Whats it gonna be Baby, baby, baby Is it him or is it me?” From Beautiful Ones by Prince
1. “Thinkin of a master plan” From Paid in Full by Rakim
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