My Running Commentary of The Sox/Pats Games
Here where my thoughts as they happened about the 2 games tonight.
•Bob Costas and the Commissioner talking blah blah video tape blah blah
•Schilling gets out of first inning. Good stuff.
•Damon Drops easy fly ball off Ellsbury’s bat. Damon is secretly jealous of Ellsbury.
•Opening drive for the Pats. No Huddle. Touch Down Biatches. I hope you all got that on tape.
•Lowell single drives in Jacoby “I am the best base runner in Sox history” Ellsbury. (Roger Roger chant starts)
•Colvin Interception. Chargers ask for any video tape of the interception to be erased
•Fuck! Missed field goal.
•Shilling has pin point control in second inning
•Dane Cook is in a fucking Sox commercial on ESPN. Why? I don’t have that much respect for him as a comedian, but I give him some respect for parlaying mediocre talent into fucking Jessica Simpson and being in a movie with Jessica Alba
•Clemens throws pick off attempt to first base. I think he does this more then any other pitcher
•Ref Ed Hochili looks like he is on HGH. Madden pretty much calls him Sexy.
•Wes Welker makes an amazing move to get first down. Wes Welker is to WRs as Robin Thicke is to RNB.
•Randy Moss finds the seam for an easy TD. You got to love it when you can get an A-list talent for a 4th round pick because he allegedly has “baggage”
•Schilling gets out of the innings after lucky break where Damon is called out when he is safe. Fuck you Johnny that what you get for going to NY.
•Thomas is hurt for the Pats. Fuck
•Thomas back on the field for Pats. Rock
•Colvin causes fumble. Colvin and Green are unsung heroes for Pats.
•Manny has a silly fish net thing over his hair.
•Brady gets sacked, loses ball, but then fights to get it back.
•Joe Torre looks like Nick Stahl in Sin City
•We have a Jabar Gaffney sighting
•Pats settle for field goal after dumb running call
•Clemens with 4 straight Ks. Not bad for an old man.
•LT who is a glorified M. Faulk wannabe gets stuffed on 3rd and 1. Fuck him and his self righteous bullshit
•Both games in commercial break
•Thomas intercepts Ryan Leaf…. Err…. I mean Phillip Rivers and runs it back for a TD. Booyaaa!
•Shocker Clemens beats Ellsbury to first base. (he had a head start)
•Schilling 1,2,3 in the 6th. This is a fast moving Sox vs. Yankees game.
•Brady forces a pass during the 2 minute drill. Intercepted.
•Jermaine Dupri is in a Dunkin Doughnuts commercials. I wonder how many people watching this know he wrote Jump for Kriss Kross back in the day.
•Roger Clemens fakes pick off throw to first and fakes throw to third. He does this once a game and it never works. Aaron Sele used to do the same things as well and it never worked.
•Pats D is giving up too many 3rd downs at the start of third quarter
•Fuck. Chargers score TD
•Jaba vs. Jacoby. When was the last time 2 Native Americans faced each other?
•Morris is running with more conviction then Maroney right now
•After a bunch of good runs, Brady finds a wide open Moss for a T.D. Brady walks up to Moss and whispers in his ear that he loves him more then Bridget or Giselle.
•Fuck. Giambi hits a double. Runners second and third
•Joe Morgan just said the Sox are not playing for the double play. Really Joe? With runners on 2nd and 3rd they are not playing for the Double Play. Great analysis.
•Fucking Jeter hits a 3 run HR. I’d rather see A-Rod up in that spot then Jeter any day.
•Fuck again. T.D. for chargers gates.
•Triple Fuck. Hobbs fumbles on the kick off return.
•Boooyaaa. Pats get 2 straight huge sacks after Belichick gives the team a motivational speech and shows them video of the chargers play signals.
•Double Booooyaaa. Lowell hits solo shot off Jaba the Hut. Lets hope that matters in the 9th.
•Gagne goes 1,2,3, and hits 95mph on the gun. That was good to see.
•Maroney now starts to run well. Chargers look like they are giving up.
•Pats go for it on 4th and 1 at the 3 and get the T.D. In the words of Ron Burgundy “ GO FUCK YOURSELF SAN DIEGO”
•Great job working a walk by Tek of Rivera.
•Damn it 2 straight outs.
•Lugo hits double. Julio has 70RBIs. What an odd year he has had.
•Ellsbury hit on the knee. Seems ok.
•Pedroia does a great job fouling off tough pitches to work a walk. Bases loaded for Papi. This is going to be fun.
•Fuck! Papi flies out. Game over. I guess it can’t be a perfect night.
•Bob Costas and the Commissioner talking blah blah video tape blah blah
•Schilling gets out of first inning. Good stuff.
•Damon Drops easy fly ball off Ellsbury’s bat. Damon is secretly jealous of Ellsbury.
•Opening drive for the Pats. No Huddle. Touch Down Biatches. I hope you all got that on tape.
•Lowell single drives in Jacoby “I am the best base runner in Sox history” Ellsbury. (Roger Roger chant starts)
•Colvin Interception. Chargers ask for any video tape of the interception to be erased
•Fuck! Missed field goal.
•Shilling has pin point control in second inning
•Dane Cook is in a fucking Sox commercial on ESPN. Why? I don’t have that much respect for him as a comedian, but I give him some respect for parlaying mediocre talent into fucking Jessica Simpson and being in a movie with Jessica Alba
•Clemens throws pick off attempt to first base. I think he does this more then any other pitcher
•Ref Ed Hochili looks like he is on HGH. Madden pretty much calls him Sexy.
•Wes Welker makes an amazing move to get first down. Wes Welker is to WRs as Robin Thicke is to RNB.
•Randy Moss finds the seam for an easy TD. You got to love it when you can get an A-list talent for a 4th round pick because he allegedly has “baggage”
•Schilling gets out of the innings after lucky break where Damon is called out when he is safe. Fuck you Johnny that what you get for going to NY.
•Thomas is hurt for the Pats. Fuck
•Thomas back on the field for Pats. Rock
•Colvin causes fumble. Colvin and Green are unsung heroes for Pats.
•Manny has a silly fish net thing over his hair.
•Brady gets sacked, loses ball, but then fights to get it back.
•Joe Torre looks like Nick Stahl in Sin City
•We have a Jabar Gaffney sighting
•Pats settle for field goal after dumb running call
•Clemens with 4 straight Ks. Not bad for an old man.
•LT who is a glorified M. Faulk wannabe gets stuffed on 3rd and 1. Fuck him and his self righteous bullshit
•Both games in commercial break
•Thomas intercepts Ryan Leaf…. Err…. I mean Phillip Rivers and runs it back for a TD. Booyaaa!
•Shocker Clemens beats Ellsbury to first base. (he had a head start)
•Schilling 1,2,3 in the 6th. This is a fast moving Sox vs. Yankees game.
•Brady forces a pass during the 2 minute drill. Intercepted.
•Jermaine Dupri is in a Dunkin Doughnuts commercials. I wonder how many people watching this know he wrote Jump for Kriss Kross back in the day.
•Roger Clemens fakes pick off throw to first and fakes throw to third. He does this once a game and it never works. Aaron Sele used to do the same things as well and it never worked.
•Pats D is giving up too many 3rd downs at the start of third quarter
•Fuck. Chargers score TD
•Jaba vs. Jacoby. When was the last time 2 Native Americans faced each other?
•Morris is running with more conviction then Maroney right now
•After a bunch of good runs, Brady finds a wide open Moss for a T.D. Brady walks up to Moss and whispers in his ear that he loves him more then Bridget or Giselle.
•Fuck. Giambi hits a double. Runners second and third
•Joe Morgan just said the Sox are not playing for the double play. Really Joe? With runners on 2nd and 3rd they are not playing for the Double Play. Great analysis.
•Fucking Jeter hits a 3 run HR. I’d rather see A-Rod up in that spot then Jeter any day.
•Fuck again. T.D. for chargers gates.
•Triple Fuck. Hobbs fumbles on the kick off return.
•Boooyaaa. Pats get 2 straight huge sacks after Belichick gives the team a motivational speech and shows them video of the chargers play signals.
•Double Booooyaaa. Lowell hits solo shot off Jaba the Hut. Lets hope that matters in the 9th.
•Gagne goes 1,2,3, and hits 95mph on the gun. That was good to see.
•Maroney now starts to run well. Chargers look like they are giving up.
•Pats go for it on 4th and 1 at the 3 and get the T.D. In the words of Ron Burgundy “ GO FUCK YOURSELF SAN DIEGO”
•Great job working a walk by Tek of Rivera.
•Damn it 2 straight outs.
•Lugo hits double. Julio has 70RBIs. What an odd year he has had.
•Ellsbury hit on the knee. Seems ok.
•Pedroia does a great job fouling off tough pitches to work a walk. Bases loaded for Papi. This is going to be fun.
•Fuck! Papi flies out. Game over. I guess it can’t be a perfect night.
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