Sunday Sports Running Diary 11/4/07 2:43pm to 9:51pm
Not only do we have the hearty main course of the historic Pats vs. Colts on our Boston sports platter today, we have a Celtics and Bruins game acting as appetizers and a dessert respectively. This calls for a running diary and since Bill Simmons is off this week cause he had a kid and all my paternity test have come back negative, I am taking it upon myself to write it.
2:43 Celtics Raptors Tip Off. RIP to Doc Rivers father Grady Rivers
2:51 Eight of the Celtics first 10 points have been scored by the son of an American Gangster
3:00 Peterson runs for over 60 yards for a TD against the Chargers; even though I picked the Chargers in the football pool I would be in if gambling where legal, I want them to lose because they are a bunch of biatches.
2:57 Crank that Soulja Boy is playing over the PA system at the Air Canada center during the game. Now that it is a number one hit, I wonder how many people actually know that Super Soak that ho is a reference to ejaculating all over a women.
3:03 After a 1 game suspension, the much anticipated James Posey era begins for the Celtics
3:06 first quarter over. C’s up 23-14
3:15 Cs call time out after Raptors 7-0 run led by the Argentinean Assassin Delfino
3:19 Brian “Don’t call me Michael Rappaport” Scalabrini enters the game
3:22 Cs go on a 9-0 run and Posey takes does a great job taking the charge. He is going to be key off the bench this year.
3:35 Half Time Celtics up 38-31
4:00 Peterson runs for another TD against San Diego and crosses 200 yards. L.T. is on the other sidelines crying and remembering a time when he was the best RB in football.
4:09 Atlanta beats San Fran! This makes them both 2-6 but now Atlanta won the head to head game thus San Fran would have the higher draft pick if they finish with the same record. And who has San Fran’s first round pick next year? The Pats Biatches
4:16 Marvin Harrison is officially out. That sucks I wanted their best in there.
4:32 Pats defense much like track 5 on A Mark A Mission A Brad A Scare “ Bends but does not break.” Colts settle for Field Goal attempt
4:33 Adam misses the field goal! Jim Nance does a good job jinxing him with his never missed in the RCA Dome comment
4:35 Brady sacked on first play
4:37 Pats go 3 and out. The sack fucked up the whole drive.
4:38 Celtics up by 8, but Garnett just got his 5th foul. Tommy is not happy.
4:42 Pats run defense doing terrible then Samuel gets called for interference
4:45 Samuel does a great job redeeming himself by breaking up a TD Colts settle for field goal
5:00 TD to Moss! Great drive by Pats despite a lot of pressure on Brady
5:03 Bullshit foul call on a pick set by Kendrick Perkins
5:08 Celtics try the old school Pierce running down the clock to take the winning shot play again and it fails. Game going into OT
5:11 Bull Shit pass interference call on Hobbs
5:13 Pats defense makes Colts settle for Field Goal again; Chris Carrabba is still singing “I will bend but not break”
5:15 Ray “he got game” Allen hits big 3 to take the lead in OT
5:24 Maroney running well
5:30 Toronto ties the game with a 3 with 4 seconds left. Stupid Fox Sports New England lost its signal so you can’t see what is happening.
5:32 Brady gets picked off at the 1. I hated that play call of throwing across the field
5:34 Ray Allen hits game winning shot! Fox Sports New England still does not have its signal back so only heard the sound and could not see the shot. Good Job FSN
5:37 The Patriots defense not only bends but breaks big time as Addai runs for 76 yard TD after the catch. Horrible Horrible tackling.
5:57 Horribiblation continues with a terrible 3 and out to start the half.
6:00 Harrison picks off Manning. BOOOYAA. That is the Manning I know and love.
6:04 Pats get a penalty, then sacked, then punt. WTF
6:08 Jarvis Green makes a big play to tackle Addai for a loss. Green has a history of coming up with random big plays.
6:10 Patriots break team record with their 147 penalty of the day for a total of 4000 yards.
6:17 Moss makes an amazing one handed catch.
6:20 Dumb run call leads to Patriots settle for a field goal. Maroney should have done a better job leaping over Sanders on that play.
6:28 Patriots get lucky. Reggie Wayne just dropped a potential TD pass. Huge Huge Huge play.
6:29 Good punt return by Wes the great white hope Welker
6:33 Amazing Pick off by Gary Brackett for the Colts. I can’t believe that short kinda pudgy dude managed to have enough balance and coordination to catch that.
6:34 Another Patriots penalty. The refs also gave the Patriots a yellow card, allowed the colts to shoot free throws and are charging the Patriots with three counts of racketeering under the 1972 RICO statute.
6:40 Manning sneaks in for a TD. Fuck!
6:48 Finally the Pats go deep and connect for a 50 yard pass to Moss. Good job again with the Jinx by Jim Nance who said the Colts have not given up a pass play for more then 25 yards before that completion
6:51 a complete bullshit offensive pass interference call on Moss. Too bad Johnny Cochran is died because the Patriots would need someone of his talents to defend them from this onslaught of penalty charges.
6:55 Great foot work by Welker for a TD.
7:03 Nice Sack by Colvin Colts are lucky they kept the ball.
7:07 Touchdown by Faulk. Great job holding on to the ball. It almost seemed that some of the officials where reluctant to call that a TD.
7:10 Thank you Morehead for dropping that ball.
7:14 Jarvis “someone needs to come up with a nickname for me cause of all the big plays I make” Green pops the ball out of Manning’s hand and it goes right to Colvin who catches it. BOOOOYAAAAAA!!! That was the play of the game.
7:18 In last year’s AFC championship when the Pat’s had the chance to put the game away they went to an aging Troy Brown who could not get open. This year they have a younger and whiter version of Brown in Wes Welker and he was open to make the key first down and put the game away. Welker was smart staying in bounds so the clock kept running to the 2 minute warning Fuck Ya!
That game completely lived up to the hype. I have to give the Colts credit especially their defense which has improved over last year and plays the Pats as good as anyone. Anyone else notice Belichick blow off Dungy after the game there after his spy gate comments. Moss came up huge today. Where was Adalius Thomas though? I mean that literally. I don’t think he was even in the game for more then a couple of downs. Watching that game is makes it hard to watch any other football because the rest of the teams in the NFL look like division 1AA college teams compared to the Patriots and Colts. I am exhausted from watching it let alone someone who played in it.
7:45 The Bruins are up 1-0 against the Senators after 1 period. Kobasew scored from Kessel and Sturm
8:04 Bruins short handed as Simpsons Treehouse of Horrors 41 starts.
8:07 Bruins kill off penalty as Simpsons mock my least favorite movie E.T.
Family Films frighten me to the core more then any kind of horror film.
8:20 Pretty good Mr. & Mrs. Smith spoof on the Simpsons.
8:29 Simpsons end it with solid Wall Street Journal joke. (not as good as the classic TreeHouse of Horrors episodes but better then the last 4 years)
8:30 Bruins kill another penalty.
8:31 Nice glove save by Thomas. I would like to take this time to thank got Jack Edwards is calling the Bruins games and not Dale “Flanders” Arnold.
8:33 Blue Magic is on MTV 2. Only 2 days till the American Gangster album is out. Any fatigue I had from the Pats game is turned back into manicness. “Call me Oliver North when I ran Contra” I laugh every time I hear that line.
8:34 Time to make Tuna fish sandwich with some extra onions for good measure. Hell I am not planning to make out with anyone at least till tomorrow night so it is all good.
8:56 After all that good penalty killing last period Bruins give up short handed goal.
9:06 Savard gets stopped after making nice move through Ottawa’s D.
9:07 I wonder if Ottawa’s Randy Robitaille is related to Luc Robitallie who I have hated with a passion since he scored a goal to break up a 100-0 game in EA NHLPA 93.
9:11 Another small scrum after the whistle
9:19 Aaron Ward just got nailed in the nose with a stick.
9:20 Their was a promo for sports desk with Hazel Mae wearing a bright yellow tight shirt in the bottom right corner of the screen a second ago. Just thought I would mention that.
9:25 after both teams playing with caution the last few minutes we are going to OT.
9:26 on MTV 2 they are playing a video for the fake made for T.V. group Kaya and Crossing Coldwater. My Boston home girl Kay Hanley does background vocals for this. Her tentacles are currently reaching the farthest corners of the music industry. ART IS WAR Biatches !
9:30 Murray gets stopped going 5 hole in OT. He has no goals in the last 8 games. We need him to get off the snide. What is the Snide?
9:32 Sturm just made an extra pass to no one in particular instead of shooting at point blank range. Why? The look on his face as he goes to the bench shows he knows he just screwed up.
9:36 The shoot out was over before it even started. Ottawa scores 2 easy goals and even Kessel can’s score for the Bs. At least the Bruins got a point against a really good Ottawa team. Overall a great day for Boston Sports.
9:37 upon researching the subject, Luc and Randy Robitaille are not related.
9:51 Please forgive all the typos that are most likely in the post. I am too lazy to reread all this crap and correct it. Time for a run.
2:43 Celtics Raptors Tip Off. RIP to Doc Rivers father Grady Rivers
2:51 Eight of the Celtics first 10 points have been scored by the son of an American Gangster
3:00 Peterson runs for over 60 yards for a TD against the Chargers; even though I picked the Chargers in the football pool I would be in if gambling where legal, I want them to lose because they are a bunch of biatches.
2:57 Crank that Soulja Boy is playing over the PA system at the Air Canada center during the game. Now that it is a number one hit, I wonder how many people actually know that Super Soak that ho is a reference to ejaculating all over a women.
3:03 After a 1 game suspension, the much anticipated James Posey era begins for the Celtics
3:06 first quarter over. C’s up 23-14
3:15 Cs call time out after Raptors 7-0 run led by the Argentinean Assassin Delfino
3:19 Brian “Don’t call me Michael Rappaport” Scalabrini enters the game
3:22 Cs go on a 9-0 run and Posey takes does a great job taking the charge. He is going to be key off the bench this year.
3:35 Half Time Celtics up 38-31
4:00 Peterson runs for another TD against San Diego and crosses 200 yards. L.T. is on the other sidelines crying and remembering a time when he was the best RB in football.
4:09 Atlanta beats San Fran! This makes them both 2-6 but now Atlanta won the head to head game thus San Fran would have the higher draft pick if they finish with the same record. And who has San Fran’s first round pick next year? The Pats Biatches
4:16 Marvin Harrison is officially out. That sucks I wanted their best in there.
4:32 Pats defense much like track 5 on A Mark A Mission A Brad A Scare “ Bends but does not break.” Colts settle for Field Goal attempt
4:33 Adam misses the field goal! Jim Nance does a good job jinxing him with his never missed in the RCA Dome comment
4:35 Brady sacked on first play
4:37 Pats go 3 and out. The sack fucked up the whole drive.
4:38 Celtics up by 8, but Garnett just got his 5th foul. Tommy is not happy.
4:42 Pats run defense doing terrible then Samuel gets called for interference
4:45 Samuel does a great job redeeming himself by breaking up a TD Colts settle for field goal
5:00 TD to Moss! Great drive by Pats despite a lot of pressure on Brady
5:03 Bullshit foul call on a pick set by Kendrick Perkins
5:08 Celtics try the old school Pierce running down the clock to take the winning shot play again and it fails. Game going into OT
5:11 Bull Shit pass interference call on Hobbs
5:13 Pats defense makes Colts settle for Field Goal again; Chris Carrabba is still singing “I will bend but not break”
5:15 Ray “he got game” Allen hits big 3 to take the lead in OT
5:24 Maroney running well
5:30 Toronto ties the game with a 3 with 4 seconds left. Stupid Fox Sports New England lost its signal so you can’t see what is happening.
5:32 Brady gets picked off at the 1. I hated that play call of throwing across the field
5:34 Ray Allen hits game winning shot! Fox Sports New England still does not have its signal back so only heard the sound and could not see the shot. Good Job FSN
5:37 The Patriots defense not only bends but breaks big time as Addai runs for 76 yard TD after the catch. Horrible Horrible tackling.
5:57 Horribiblation continues with a terrible 3 and out to start the half.
6:00 Harrison picks off Manning. BOOOYAA. That is the Manning I know and love.
6:04 Pats get a penalty, then sacked, then punt. WTF
6:08 Jarvis Green makes a big play to tackle Addai for a loss. Green has a history of coming up with random big plays.
6:10 Patriots break team record with their 147 penalty of the day for a total of 4000 yards.
6:17 Moss makes an amazing one handed catch.
6:20 Dumb run call leads to Patriots settle for a field goal. Maroney should have done a better job leaping over Sanders on that play.
6:28 Patriots get lucky. Reggie Wayne just dropped a potential TD pass. Huge Huge Huge play.
6:29 Good punt return by Wes the great white hope Welker
6:33 Amazing Pick off by Gary Brackett for the Colts. I can’t believe that short kinda pudgy dude managed to have enough balance and coordination to catch that.
6:34 Another Patriots penalty. The refs also gave the Patriots a yellow card, allowed the colts to shoot free throws and are charging the Patriots with three counts of racketeering under the 1972 RICO statute.
6:40 Manning sneaks in for a TD. Fuck!
6:48 Finally the Pats go deep and connect for a 50 yard pass to Moss. Good job again with the Jinx by Jim Nance who said the Colts have not given up a pass play for more then 25 yards before that completion
6:51 a complete bullshit offensive pass interference call on Moss. Too bad Johnny Cochran is died because the Patriots would need someone of his talents to defend them from this onslaught of penalty charges.
6:55 Great foot work by Welker for a TD.
7:03 Nice Sack by Colvin Colts are lucky they kept the ball.
7:07 Touchdown by Faulk. Great job holding on to the ball. It almost seemed that some of the officials where reluctant to call that a TD.
7:10 Thank you Morehead for dropping that ball.
7:14 Jarvis “someone needs to come up with a nickname for me cause of all the big plays I make” Green pops the ball out of Manning’s hand and it goes right to Colvin who catches it. BOOOOYAAAAAA!!! That was the play of the game.
7:18 In last year’s AFC championship when the Pat’s had the chance to put the game away they went to an aging Troy Brown who could not get open. This year they have a younger and whiter version of Brown in Wes Welker and he was open to make the key first down and put the game away. Welker was smart staying in bounds so the clock kept running to the 2 minute warning Fuck Ya!
That game completely lived up to the hype. I have to give the Colts credit especially their defense which has improved over last year and plays the Pats as good as anyone. Anyone else notice Belichick blow off Dungy after the game there after his spy gate comments. Moss came up huge today. Where was Adalius Thomas though? I mean that literally. I don’t think he was even in the game for more then a couple of downs. Watching that game is makes it hard to watch any other football because the rest of the teams in the NFL look like division 1AA college teams compared to the Patriots and Colts. I am exhausted from watching it let alone someone who played in it.
7:45 The Bruins are up 1-0 against the Senators after 1 period. Kobasew scored from Kessel and Sturm
8:04 Bruins short handed as Simpsons Treehouse of Horrors 41 starts.
8:07 Bruins kill off penalty as Simpsons mock my least favorite movie E.T.
Family Films frighten me to the core more then any kind of horror film.
8:20 Pretty good Mr. & Mrs. Smith spoof on the Simpsons.
8:29 Simpsons end it with solid Wall Street Journal joke. (not as good as the classic TreeHouse of Horrors episodes but better then the last 4 years)
8:30 Bruins kill another penalty.
8:31 Nice glove save by Thomas. I would like to take this time to thank got Jack Edwards is calling the Bruins games and not Dale “Flanders” Arnold.
8:33 Blue Magic is on MTV 2. Only 2 days till the American Gangster album is out. Any fatigue I had from the Pats game is turned back into manicness. “Call me Oliver North when I ran Contra” I laugh every time I hear that line.
8:34 Time to make Tuna fish sandwich with some extra onions for good measure. Hell I am not planning to make out with anyone at least till tomorrow night so it is all good.
8:56 After all that good penalty killing last period Bruins give up short handed goal.
9:06 Savard gets stopped after making nice move through Ottawa’s D.
9:07 I wonder if Ottawa’s Randy Robitaille is related to Luc Robitallie who I have hated with a passion since he scored a goal to break up a 100-0 game in EA NHLPA 93.
9:11 Another small scrum after the whistle
9:19 Aaron Ward just got nailed in the nose with a stick.
9:20 Their was a promo for sports desk with Hazel Mae wearing a bright yellow tight shirt in the bottom right corner of the screen a second ago. Just thought I would mention that.
9:25 after both teams playing with caution the last few minutes we are going to OT.
9:26 on MTV 2 they are playing a video for the fake made for T.V. group Kaya and Crossing Coldwater. My Boston home girl Kay Hanley does background vocals for this. Her tentacles are currently reaching the farthest corners of the music industry. ART IS WAR Biatches !
9:30 Murray gets stopped going 5 hole in OT. He has no goals in the last 8 games. We need him to get off the snide. What is the Snide?
9:32 Sturm just made an extra pass to no one in particular instead of shooting at point blank range. Why? The look on his face as he goes to the bench shows he knows he just screwed up.
9:36 The shoot out was over before it even started. Ottawa scores 2 easy goals and even Kessel can’s score for the Bs. At least the Bruins got a point against a really good Ottawa team. Overall a great day for Boston Sports.
9:37 upon researching the subject, Luc and Randy Robitaille are not related.
9:51 Please forgive all the typos that are most likely in the post. I am too lazy to reread all this crap and correct it. Time for a run.
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