Me: So how do you feel about tonight's 56-10 win against the Bills?

Bill Belichick: I feel we played o.k.; we left a lot of points on the field tonight and the defense gave up too many big plays.

Me: Are you excited for Thanksgiving this week?

Bill Belichick: The key to Thanksgiving is preparation. We just got to work and make sure the team is prepared because the turkey and stuffing combo is a tough opponent. If we keep focused on the preparation and take it one serving of food at a time we should be o.k.

Me: There is a report that Jessica Biel and Jessica Alba announced that they want to have a ménage à trois with you, that should be a fun night, right?

Bill Belichick: The 2 Jessicas are nice looking girls, but they got a lot to work on. Alba needs to improve her hair because that light brown color she colored it is not working for me and Biel has hit the weights too much. If the Jessicas work on improving themselves and preparing for the night I feel that we can accomplish what we set out to do.

Me: Lead singer of the band Faith No More, Mike Patton once sang on the classic song Epic "Its alive, afraid, a lie, a sin, Its magic, its tragic, its a loss, its a win, Its dark, its moist, its a bitter pain, Its sad it happened and its a shame What is it?" So I ask you Bill "What is it?

Bill Belichick: It is, what it is.

Me: Thanks for your time Bill hope to talk to you again soon.