Ideas To Settle The Democrats Nomination
Well it looks like that there is a decent chance that this is going to go into the convention without a clear winner. If that is the case, how then should the Democratic Party go about deciding who is the nominee? Here are a few ideas:
1. Super Delegate Dodge Ball: The Democratic Party could rent out a large gymnasium and Obama and Clinton could lead giant dodge ball teams that consisted of their respective pledged delegates. The winning dodge ball team is the nominee.
2. A Rap Battle: The battle would be bigger then Tupac vs. Biggie and Jay vs. Nas combined. It could be broadcast during and episode of American Idol and viewers could decide the winner via text messages. If this turns out to be the way that the nomination is resolved, here are a few lines that I think Clinton and Obama could use in the battle.
Hillary Clinton: “yo it is Hillary and you can call be a bitch/ but you can’t say I favor the rich/ I try to help the working class/ while my husband tries to get some ass/ I’d be the first president that could say she was a mama/ and I still got more balls then Barack Obama.
Barack Obama: “I am here to say yes we can/ and I am not Muslim, but I’ve read the Koran/ gonna bring a new style of politics to the White House/ All Hillary gonna bring is her horny spouse/ Hillary’s vote helped send da troops into Iraq/ and I am da man who gonna bring dem back.
3. Rock, Paper, Scissors: No other game has solved more disputes in the history of man. In addition, what the candidates choose to put out (rock, paper, or scissors) might give us some insight into what type of president they would be. Would they be stead fast like a rock? Will they cut through the red-tape in Washington like scissors? Would they try to enact a lot of new “paper” legislation?
4. Special Insert In Baseball’s All-Star Ballot: Aside from presidential elections, historically the thing that the highest number of Americans vote on is Baseball All Star Ballots. Why not put a special insert into All Star Ballots and make the results binding? There could be some problems though if a lot off oversees internet voting comes in like in years past and Ichiro Suzuki ends of being the nominee.
5. Obama and Clinton could battle it out on Guitar Hero. Again, what song they choose to play could give us some insights into their personalities.
1. Super Delegate Dodge Ball: The Democratic Party could rent out a large gymnasium and Obama and Clinton could lead giant dodge ball teams that consisted of their respective pledged delegates. The winning dodge ball team is the nominee.
2. A Rap Battle: The battle would be bigger then Tupac vs. Biggie and Jay vs. Nas combined. It could be broadcast during and episode of American Idol and viewers could decide the winner via text messages. If this turns out to be the way that the nomination is resolved, here are a few lines that I think Clinton and Obama could use in the battle.
Hillary Clinton: “yo it is Hillary and you can call be a bitch/ but you can’t say I favor the rich/ I try to help the working class/ while my husband tries to get some ass/ I’d be the first president that could say she was a mama/ and I still got more balls then Barack Obama.
Barack Obama: “I am here to say yes we can/ and I am not Muslim, but I’ve read the Koran/ gonna bring a new style of politics to the White House/ All Hillary gonna bring is her horny spouse/ Hillary’s vote helped send da troops into Iraq/ and I am da man who gonna bring dem back.
3. Rock, Paper, Scissors: No other game has solved more disputes in the history of man. In addition, what the candidates choose to put out (rock, paper, or scissors) might give us some insight into what type of president they would be. Would they be stead fast like a rock? Will they cut through the red-tape in Washington like scissors? Would they try to enact a lot of new “paper” legislation?
4. Special Insert In Baseball’s All-Star Ballot: Aside from presidential elections, historically the thing that the highest number of Americans vote on is Baseball All Star Ballots. Why not put a special insert into All Star Ballots and make the results binding? There could be some problems though if a lot off oversees internet voting comes in like in years past and Ichiro Suzuki ends of being the nominee.
5. Obama and Clinton could battle it out on Guitar Hero. Again, what song they choose to play could give us some insights into their personalities.
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