I usually use song lyrics references when doing my facebook status, but for the next few weeks I think I am going to go with poetic couplets related to the T that sorta make sense. Here are 5 examples of what I  mean:
1. Teddy Saw the heart of your brain while playing Centipede  vs. A Red Line Train. 
2. Teddy is the 71 Trackless Trolley dodging your angry backhand volley.
3. Teddy stops himself before he says us, as frequent as the stops on the 57 bus.
4. Teddy’s mind went splat like a slow red line rat.
5. Teddy disappears near you like Sunday service for the 502.

  1. i.e. the classic 80s video game.