I am not going to try to feign any moral outrage regarding A-Rod using steroids. All professional sports fans should know that there are a sizable percentage of athletes in all sports who use banned performances enhancers. That being said, this A-Rod situation is funny shit. There are so many potential ways to mock this guy now: “not being able to hit in the clutch, wearing lip gloss, Torre admitting his own teammates called him A-Fraud, slapping at Arroyo like a little girl, being overpaid, dating a 50 year old Madonna, and now steroids. Hell, the last 2 are the things Boston fans used to mock Jose Canseco for over 20 years ago. But at least Jose won a World Series and slept with Madonna before she was at the half century mark.