Over the course of this decade, I have grown to hate the Angels more than any other team aside from the Yankees. It starts with Mike Sciosicia who always has this annoying smug look on his face; add in the fact that people always praise him as a smart manager because he likes to bunt a lot even though statistics have shown in the long run that bunting and going for steals too often is kind of dumb. Then there is their fans with their Rally Monkey and Thunder Sticks like we are at fucking Disney Land. No wait, we are at fucking Disney Land. Did I mention that I have never liked Disney even when I was a kid. (Warner Brothers Cartoons 4 life) Their name is stupid. Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim. Are you from LA or Anaheim? Pick one. Hell, you will still always be the California Angels in my book. And does not Angeles mean Angels? Your name is redundant dipshits. Even their players are annoying. Torri Hunter whines about everything. John Lackey is a fat dumbass. Jered Weaver was overrated right from his rookie year and did I mention his first name is Jered and he has a brother named Jeff. It is a known fact that siblings that start with the same first letter assholes. Kelvin Escobar is annoying because he ruins Fantasy Baseball teams with his inconsistent performances from year to year. Chone Figgins's name is Chone but he wants me to pronounce it Shawn. Bobby Abrea is a fucking Yankee. I don't even think Reggie Willits is on their post season roster but fuck him. He is one of these small white guys that the media falls in love with, but who does not have actual talent like Dustin Pedroia or Wes Welker. I could go on and on, but getting back to the main point Fuck The Anaheim Angels, Go Sox.